Ueli's Rulebook

Every “Be like Ueli.” from the films. Pick one. Live by it.

  1. Be like Ueli.
    From episode 1. Can you do laundry on Sunday in Switzerland?
  2. Be like Ueli. Flush. Then sleep.
    From episode 2. Can you flush the toilet at night in Switzerland?
  3. Be like Ueli. Count every Rappen.
    From episode 3. Why is Switzerland so expensive?
  4. Be like Ueli. Never just one.
    From episode 4. Is it illegal to own one guinea pig in Switzerland?
  5. Be like Ueli. Keep it ready.
    From episode 5. Why do Swiss homes have bunkers?
  6. Be like Ueli. If something bothers you, collect 100,000 signatures.
    From episode 6. Can anyone change the Swiss constitution?
  7. Be like Ueli. Crack the coconut slowly.
    From episode 7. Why is it so hard to make friends in Switzerland?
  8. Be like Ueli. Be on the platform early.
    From episode 8. Are Swiss people always on time?
  9. Be like Ueli. Register first. Unpack later.
    From episode 9. Do you have to register when you move to Switzerland?
  10. Be like Ueli. Eat by the clock.
    From episode 10. What is Znüni in Switzerland?
  11. Be like Ueli. Nobody is left alone.
    From episode 11. Can a guinea pig live alone in Switzerland?
  12. Be like Ueli. Vote on everything. Even the sausage.
    From episode 12. Did Switzerland really vote on sausages?
  13. Be like Ueli. Respect the result. And the horns.
    From episode 13. Did Switzerland really vote on cow horns?
  14. Be like Ueli. Complain to all seven. Politely.
    From episode 14. Who runs Switzerland?
  15. Be like Ueli. Compare in October. Cancel by November.
    From episode 15. Swiss health insurance: when can you switch?
  16. Be like Ueli. Stay neutral. Except about the Rösti.
    From episode 16. Why is Switzerland neutral?
  17. Be like Ueli. Right bag. Right day.
    From episode 17. Why does the rubbish bag cost money in Switzerland?
  18. Be like Ueli. One PDF. Same evening.
    From episode 18. How do you win a Swiss apartment?
  19. Be like Ueli. Say it slowly. Chuchichäschtli.
    From episode 19. Swiss German vs German: can you understand it?
  20. Be like Ueli. Insure in month one. Not on day 89.
    From episode 20. Do you need health insurance in Switzerland?
  21. Be like Ueli. Learn your Versli.
    From episode 21. Who is Samichlaus? 6 December in Switzerland
  22. Be like Ueli. Wait for the Du. Then say yes.
    From episode 22. Du or Sie at a Swiss office?
  23. Be like Ueli. Speech first. Snacks second.
    From episode 23. The Swiss office apéro: what are the rules?
  24. Be like Ueli. When it's Feierabend, it's Feierabend.
    From episode 24. When does the workday end in Switzerland?
  25. Be like Ueli. Read your contract before December.
    From episode 25. Do the Swiss really get a 13th salary?
  26. Be like Ueli. Ask for your moving day.
    From episode 26. Do you get a day off to move house in Switzerland?